Relatives
Abraham J. "Grampa" Simpson, Homer's father.
Mona Simpson, Homer's mother.
Patty and Selma Bouvier Marge's older twin sisters.
Jub Jub, Selma's pet iguana.
Jackie Bouvier, Marge's mother.
Grampa Bouvier, Marge's father. Died in a freak roller coaster accident.
Uncle Hubert, dead uncle.
Herbert Powell, Homer's half brother.
Cousin Frank, Homer's cousin. Later Cousin Francene, then joined a cult and became Mother Shabooboo.
Gladys Bouvier, Marge?ead aunt.
Uncle Arthur, it took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down.
Great Aunt Hortense, Homer's aunt who past away.
Male Relatives in [4F24]: Chet, runs an unsuccessful shrimp company. Stanley, shoots birds at the airport. #3, plays millionaires at the parties. #4, steps in front of cars and sues the drivers. #5, begs celebrities for money. #6, prison snitch. #7, jug band manager. #8, his legs hurt.

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (SNPP)
Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns, the boss. 81 years old [7F02]. 104 years old [2F16].
Waylon (J.) Smithers, Mr. Burns' secretary.
Lenny, nasal-voiced co-worker.
Carl, black co-worker.
Ms. Finch, "Not a man".
Charlie, spectacled, wears a lab coat.
Joey Security personnel and local goon.
Chruser and Lowblow, hired goons.
Eugene Fisk, Homer's assistant turned supervisor.
Karl, Homer's secretary.
Blinky, 3-eyed fish from a river near the plant.
Aristotle Amandopolis, owner of the Shelbyville NPP.
Hans, Fritz, Horst, temporally SNPP owners from Germany.
Queenie the Chicken, Homer's temporally replacement.
Mindy Simmons, Homer's co-worker.
Stuart, employed duck.
Inanimate carbon rod, beats out Homer for `Employee of the Month' award and was Time magazine's `Man of the Year'
Pops Freshemeyer, fellow co-worker.
Frank Grimes, hard-working employee. Deceased

Springfield Elementary School
Seymour "Spanky" Skinner, Principal of Springfield Elementary School. Real name Armin Tanzarian
The Real Seymour Skinner, reveals that the principal is an impostor. Sent away on a train.
Mrs. Edna Krabappel (kruh BOP ul), Bart's fourth grade teacher.
Miss. Elizabeth Hoover, Lisa's second grade teacher.
Mr. Schindler, art teacher.
Mr. Bergstrom, substitute teacher for Mrs. Hoover.
Mr. Dewey Largo, Lisa's music teacher.
Otto Mann, the school bus driver.
J. Loren Pryor, school district psychiatrist.
Mr. Glascock, former teacher.
Coach Fortner, alcoholic coach.
Groundskeeper Willy, keeper of the school's award-winning play field.
Lunchlady Doris, school cook and nurse
Chalmers, school superintendent.
Superdude, beloved grade four gerbil. Died.
Mrs. Pummelhrose, gym teacher.
Lumpy, school snake.

Bart's Classmates and Friends/Enemies
Milhouse Van Houten, Bart's spit brother and best friend.
Martin Prince, brainy class president.
Wendell Borton, gets sick on the school bus a lot.
Sherri and Terri, purple-haired twins.
Nelson Muntz, a bully.
Lewis, black classmate.
Richard, classmate.
Jimbo "Corky" Jones, the tall bully.
Kearney, the bully with the shaved head. Has a son who sleeps in a drawer.
Dolph, the short bully.
Warren, Junior Camper.
Shelby, Bart's Shelbyville counterpart.
Dooley, fellow classmate.

Lisa's Classmates, Friends/Enemies
Janey Hagstrom, Arguably Lisa's best friend.
Ralph Wiggum, classmate that eats paste.
"Bleeding Gums" Murphy, Blues sax player. Died.
Rex, fellow classmate and dramatic actor.
Quiggly, cross-eyed student.
Uter, foreign exchange student.
Anya, Lisa's pen-pal.
Celeste, her talking Stacey doll says spiderman quotes
Allison Taylor, brainy new classmate that plays the sax.
Super friends: Ham, Email,Cosine,Report Card,Database
Langdon Alger, Lisa's secret crush, for a short while.
Alex Whitney, new student who acts too grown-up for her age

Homer's Friends
Barney Gumble, bachelor slob.
Larry and Sam, bar denizen.
Gary, Doug, Benjamin, Homer's Nerd tutors.
Charlie, barfly at Moe's--gets arrested by the FBI.
Seth and Munchie, Homer's hippie friends.
Trent Steele, tree-hugging enviromentalist.

Grampa's Friends
Jasper, white-bearded inmate at the Retirement Castle.
Herman, one-armed owner of a military antiques store.
Beatrice "Bea" Simmons, Grampa's girlfriend who died and left him $106,000.
Malloy, the Springfield Cat Burglar.

The Neighbors
Ned Flanders, Homer's next-door neighbor.
Maude Flanders, his wife. Died.
Todd Flanders, his miniature golf and violin playing son.
Rod Flanders, his other son.
Mrs. Glick, Elderly woman whom Bart did chores for.
Hans Moleman, hapless driver with walking cane and eyeglasses.
Jamshed, Sanjay's son.
Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon, Sanjay's daughter.
Ruth Powers, new neighbor.
Laura Powers, Ruth's 15-year-old daughter.
Abigail, Bart's former baby-sitter.
Abby, looks after Abigail, now.
Judge Muntz, Nelson's Grandfather
Kirk Van Houten, Milhouse's Dad.
Luann Van Houten, Milhouse's Mother.
Nana Van Houten, Milhouse's grandmother.
Grandpa Van Houten, Milhouse's grandfather.
Sarah Wiggum, Chief Wiggum's wife.
Agnes, Skinner's mother.
Baby Gerald, Baby with the one eye-brow. Maggie's nemesis.
Jessica Lovejoy, the Lovejoys daughter.
Cletus, The slack-jawed yokel. Father of: Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil.
Brandine, Cletus' better half.
Emma, The Bumblebee Man's better half.
Crystal, Otto's girlfriend.
Starla, Kirk's floozie.
Roscoe, runs the steel mill.
Cousin Merl, Cletus' cousin.
Geech, Cletus' smellhound
Cecil Terwilliger, Sideshow Bob's brother.
Mr. Mitchell, a blind man.

Springfield Civil Servants
Chief "Clancy" Wiggum, Police chief.
Diamond Joe Quimby, Town Mayor.
Mrs. Norton, Springfield Public Library librarian.
Eddie and Lou, two of Springfield's cops.
The femail-man, the Mail Lady
Agent Goodman, City of Springfield's Dept. of Child Welfare.
Hollis Hurlbut, curator of the Springfield Historical Society.
Rex Banner, Springfield's new Chief of Police.
Ranger McFadden, the one behind the drunk.
Kenny, security guard at the art museum.
Agent Johnson, makes Homer spy on his friends and his boss.

Other Civil Servants
Avril Ward, ambassador to Australia
Colonel Hapablap, colonel on U. S. Air Force base.
Fox Mulder, FBI agent.
Dana Scully, FBI agent.
Fidel Castro, president of Cuba.
Lenin, pursuing to crush capitalism.

Children's Television
Krusty the Klown (Herschel Krustofsky), Host of the `Krusty the Clown Show'.
Sideshow Bob (Robert Underdunk Terwilliger), Krusty's sidekick until he tried to frame Krusty.
Sideshow Mel (Melvin Van Horne), Krusty the Clown's new sidekick.
Miss Lois Pennycandy, Krusty's executive assistant.
Mr. Teeny, Krusty's cigar-smoking chimp.
Krusty Burglar, midget from Estonia.
Fuzzy Bunny, Star of "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"
Fluffy Bunny, Fuzzy Bunny's love interest.
Sideshow Rahem, former sidekick.
Sideshow Luke Perry, Krusty's worthless half-brother.
Gabbo, talking puppet.
Arthur Crandall, Gabbo's ventriloquist.
Ms. No-Means-No, Krusty's new, court ordered sidekick.
Itchy and Scratchy, violent mouse and cat cartoon on Krusty's show.
Roger Myers, President of Itchy and Scratchy, Intl.
Chester J. Lampwick, Creator of Itchy.
Poochie "short-lived" character on Itchy & Scratchy.
June Bellamy, the voice of Itchy & Scratchy.
Jimmy, child co-star in an educational film
Billy, co-star in an educational film on DNA.

The Media
Bill Pie "In the Sky", KBBL traffic reporter
Kent Brockman, emmy-winning newsman for Channel 6.
Scott Christian, Brockman's colleague
Dave Glass, sportscaster for the Springfield Isotopes.
Dave Shutton, investigative reporter.
Bill and Marty, music DJs at KBBL
Dennis Conroy, baseball announcer in the Springfield War Memorial Stadium.
Jerry Rude, millionaire who moved to Springfield

Religion
Rev. Timothy Lovejoy, Pastor of the First Church of Springfield.
Helen Lovejoy, his wife.
Miss Albright, Sunday School teacher.
Mrs. Feesh, organ player.
Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, Krusty's once-estranged father.
Female Movementarian, loves the leader.
Male Movementarian, loves the leader too.
The Leader, head of the Movementarians.

Television/Movie Personalities
Troy McClure, Former actor
Drederick Tatum, boxer
Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain), hero in high-violence movies
Pedro (Bumblebee Man), the Spanish/Mexican bee guy.
MacArthur Parker, Troy McClure's agent.
Gentle Ben, bear with its own talk show.
Knightboat, crime-solving boat.
"Lisa", a substitute for Lisa in 'The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour'
Homer Simpson, character on the show "Police Cops"
Lance Kauffner, Homer's sidekick on "Police Cops"

Local Businessmen
Moe Szyslak, proprietor of Moe's Tavern.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk.
Sanjay, Apu's violence-deploring brother.
Snake, gun toating low life.
Dr. Julius Hibbert, Simpsons' family doctor.
Lionel Hutz, ambulance chaser (a.k.a. Personal injury lawyer)
Dr. Nick Riviera, a ?tor??t;br>Dr. Marvin Monroe, Psychiatrist at the Family Therapy Center. Died.
Dr. Wolfe, Springfield's dentist.
Professor John Frink, really smart tech guy.
Jacques, a bowler at Barney's Bowl-A-Rama.
Akira, waiter at the Happy Sumo.
Master, the Master Chef at the Happy Sumo
Toshiro, the apprentice chef.
Richie Sakai, singing customer at the Happy Sumo.
Miss Emily Winthrop, trainer at the Emily Winthrop Canine College
Comic Book Guy, Owner of Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop.
Chuck Ellis, Bill collector for Springfield Collection Agency
Fat Tony, Mobster
Legs and Louie, Fat Tony's boys.
Princess Opal, Psychic.
Jerry, Proprietor of King Toot's Music Store.
Captain McAllister, Owner and proprietor of The Frying Dutchman.
Luigi, Italian restaurant owner.
Al Gumble, owner of Barney's Bowl-A-Rama.
Don Vittorio DiMaggio, Head Mobster
Don Brodka, store detective from Try-N-Save security.
Handsome Pete, will dance for nickels.
Generic pimple-faced teenagers, works at various jobs.
Lucius Sweet, Drederick Tatum's boxing manager.
Armando, Marge's hair stylist
Belle, runs the Maison Derriere.
John, gay store owner.
Donny, owns a discount gas station
Gil, works at various places.
Se?Ding-Dong, the mascot for "Se?Ding-Dong's Doorbell Fiesta."

Sports
Antoine Tex Ohara, owner of the Springfield Isotopes
Dan Horde, Baseball announcer at the `employees and spouse and no more than three children' night.
Capital City Goofball, Capital City's mascot.

Miscellaneous Characters
Lucille Botzcowski (Miss Botz), the Baby-sitter from Hell
Cesar and Ugolin, bad French wine makers.
Maurice, their donkey.
Adil Hoxha, foreign exchange student from Tirana, Albania.
Kang and Kodos, two aliens from Rigel 4.
Serak the Preparer, ship's cook.
Truck-o-Saurus, 20 tons and 4 stories of car crushing, fire breathing, prehistoric insanity
Hugh Jass, victim of Bart?nly failed prank call
Lyle Lanley, Monorail salesman (Con Artist).
Bitey, Homer's pet opossum on the Monorail
Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, and Remorseful, part of The Seven Duffs
Pepi (Pepsi), Homer's little brother.
Joey JoJo Jr. Shabadoo, Bar denizen who didn't like his name.
Colonel Klink, Homer's guardian angel
Freddy Quimby, Mayor Quimby's spoiled nephew.
Number One, Stonecutter head member.
Hugh St. John Alastair Parkfield, Lisa's "future" fiancee.
Senor Spielbergo, Steven Spielberg's non-union Mexican equivalent.
Shoshanna, Snake's girlfriend.
Disco Stu, doesn't advertise.
Manjula, girl who Apu was arranged to marry in India.
Larry Burns, Burns' illegitimate son.
Lester, Bart's alter ego.
Eliza, Lisa's alter ego.
Hank Scorpio, Super Villain
Bont, secret agent.
Hugo, Bart's "good" twin brother.
Shary Bobbins, the Simpsons' nanny for a short while.
Chase (Pyro), Luann Van Houten's boyfriend
Ozmodiar, a small alien only Homer is able to see.
Big Daddy, criminal boss in New Orleans
Khlav Kalash Vendor, also sells Mountain Dew and crab juice
Fox censor, butchers a script. Then gets butchered.
Johnny D, Snake's cellmate.
Cooder, carny worker who steals the Simpsons' house.
Spud, Cooder's son.
Renee, Moe's girlfriend.
Leprechaun, tells Ralph to burn things.
British Maid, catches Homer and Marge... you know
Captain Tenille, captain of U.S.S. Jebediah
Red Barclay, won the meat eating contest at "The Slaughterhouse" restaurant.