Homer Jay Simpson

Age: 39 years old
Occupation: Safety Inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Special Skill: Has an extra thick layer of fluid around his brain.

Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson

Age: 10 years old
Occupation: Fourth grade.
Special skills: Knows how to mix drinks and is trained in several forms of hand to hand combat.

Santa's Little Helper &
Snowball II

Occupation: The Simpsons' pets

Marge Simpson

Age: 34 years old
Occupation: The wife of homer
Special skills: Can support an umbrella in her hair

Lisa Marie Simpson

Age: 8 years old
Occupation: Second grade.
Special skills: Plays the sax

Margaret Simpson

Age: 1 year old
Ocupation: Baby
Special skills: Can rotate head 360 degrees